SPEED PASTE ROBOT
AKA
STEVEN SOLOMON

MINICOMICS NO MATTER WHAT:: BLOG

antisocial media


orderly

Speed Paste
Operating Instructions

comics nmw 396
2/12/25


vomit comics

vomit.
available
EVERYWHERE

comics nmw 395
2/11/25

buzz

bzzzzzzz

comics nmw 394
2/10/25


locust sandwiches

when life gives you locusts

comics nmw 393
2/9/25


this

this

comics nmw 392
2/8/25


shave

shave the inside
of your head

comics nmw 391
2/7/25


revolting

work in progress

comics nmw 390
2/6/25

nothing

plain
old
nothing

comics nmw 389
2/5/25


tools brains

it ain't what you do
it's how you do it

comics nmw 388
2/4/25

un mask

unmask

comics nmw 387
2/3/25



hail anonimo

HAIL ANร“NIMO

or

"here's some pix from my trip"

comics nmw 386
2/2/25


versus

versus

comics nmw 385
2/1/25

no
              matter what means no matter what

comics nmw 384
1/31/25

vomit planet panel 3

VOMIT PLANET COMICS

comics nmw 383
1/30/25


la scala cough

I swear I didn't make this up.
Callas 1956 Barber of Seville overture,
with cough.

comics nmw 382
1/29/25

serious and seriouser
        variant

chewing on the staples

comics nmw 381
1/28/25


monkey shaped jar

get back

comics nmw 380
1/27/25


too much

work

comics nmw 379
1/26/25


dream work

dream
work

work
dream

comics nmw 378
1/25/25


vast

a vast improvement

minicomics nmw 377
1/24/25

flirting_scholar_bro

flirting scholar bro salute

minicomics nmw 376
1/23/25

frank deet 2

speed paste comics nmw 375
1/22/25

Feiffer

JULES FEIFFER
1929-2025



frank deet

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1/21/25

pure
                            gold

speed paste comics nmw 373
1/20/25

hitch quote

speed paste comics nmw 372
1/19/25


feedback

yes you can attend my class

minicomics nmw 372
1/18/25


extrovert
        defense league

work in progress

minicomics nmw 371
1/17/25


stop me stop me stop me

stop me stop me stop me

minicomics nmw 370
1/16/25

eight page giant

Speed Paste distilled ->>>
the most concise statement to date.
the EIGHT PAGE GIANT is still available
$7

OR

$7 artsy fartsy comic book
addressing the entirety of existence
still available

minicomics nmw 369
1/15/25

are you insane


formalism

minicomics nmw 368
1/14/25



unravel

everything pairs with everything

minicomics nmw 367
1/13/25

archaic chimp

nevertheless:
evolutionary patterns, man

minicomics nmw 366
1/12/25

ronettes

the rest is bullshit and you know it

minicomics nmw 365
1/11/25

script

spicy. nice. good.

minicomics nmw 364
1/10/25

comics y comics

Cรณmic y mรกs comic, out of Mexico City,
did a very generous video review of my work.
Extra amazing to see back in freezing cold NYC.
๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ


Cรณmic y mรกs comic
videos
comics
youtube

minicomics nmw 363
1/9/25

mechanisms

crude mechanisms

minicomics nmw 362
1/8/25

3 monkeys

lets get a group selfie

minicomics nmw 361
1/7/25

sculpture

(Polly Styrene Voice)

minicomics nmw 360
1/6/25


foreman

โ€œEven when you deliver
the stupidest line in the play,
to be stupid at that moment is
the most masterful chess move
that anybody has ever made.โ€

RICHARD FOREMAN
1937-2025

zero v zero

not dream not imaginary story not

minicomics nmw 359
1/5/25

pizza location

for here
or
to go

minicomics nmw 358
1/4/25

form deet

form
formality
formalism
foaming at the mouth

minicomics nmw 357
1/3/25


pizza

work in progress

minicomics nmw 356
1/2/25


unwritten

the future
still
remains unwritten

minicomics nmw 355
1/1/25

new potatoes

time -> for
new -> potatoes

minicomics nmw 354
12/31/24

NAN

awaken
your
highest
self

minicomics nmw 353
12/30/24

N

N is for NOTES
I'M TAKING NOTES

minicomics nmw 352
12/29/24

Y

brought to you by the letter Y

minicomics nmw 351
12/28/24

spontaneouser

nice. good. spicy.

minicomics nmw 350
12/27/24

lineage

facts is facts
or:
sometimes a great bullshitter

minicomics nmw 349
12/26/24

opera

a night at the opera!

minicomics nmw 348
12/25/24


ices

bring me
lemon ices

minicomics nmw 347
12/24/24



tools

man the toolmaker

minicomics nmw 346
12/23/24


direct

auteur theory
b movie reality

minicomics nmw 345
12/22/24


so
        what

Hi Mom
It's me

minicomics nmw 344
12/21/24


chimpheads

yes it's a
cartesian duality chimp

minicomics nmw 342
12/20/24

bald


fortune favors the bald

minicomics nmw 341
12/19/24

grand


SELF SELF SELF HELP HELP HELP

minicomics nmw 340
12/18/24

impatience

VIOLA
like a well-oiled machine:
teh sped pasta robber

minicomics nmw 339
12/17/24


impossibility

four eyed but clear eyed chimp teacher

minicomics nmw 338
12/16/24

pizzagods

behold:
yet another tribute to the pizza gods


minicomics nmw 337
12/15/24

optimal

guaranteed absolutely best
use of your
time money energy life


minicomics nmw 336
12/14/24

new sensations

air


minicomics nmw 335
12/13/24


correct

correct


minicomics nmw 334
12/12/24

muscles

flexy was right


minicomics nmw 333
12/11/24

fascinate me

beatlemania strikes
again again again


minicomics nmw 331
12/10/24

mature

maturity


minicomics nmw 330
12/9/24

harvey hand

I see..
a Harvey, Harvey.
A... Harvey.


minicomics nmw 329
12/8/24


storefront selfie

Speed Paste Storefront:
bamboo ink teeth drawings
up through 12/14

corner of Hoyt & 3rd

minicomics nmw 328
12/7/24

eight
          page giant

stop me if you've heard
this one before

THE EIGHT PAGE GIANT


minicomics nmw 327
12/6/24

ronettes

wall of sound


minicomics nmw 326
12/5/24


cool frank

in 1985
frank k was the cool brother
still is


minicomics nmw 325
12/4/24


tell all book

tell it all


minicomics nmw 324
12/3/24


mini me

on the road to
Teotihuacรกn


minicomics nmw 323
12/2/24


both gods

both gods
terrible


minicomics nmw 322
12/1/24


wondering

you may be wondering
why I called
you all here


minicomics nmw 321
11/30/24


operators manual

operators manual

minicomics nmw 320
11/29/24


normal

next thing I knew I was
NORMAL SIZED


minicomics nmw 319
11/28/24


straight

let it
splatter blot scratch
misprint staple papercut
bend fold spindle mf


minicomics nmw 318
11/27/24


straight

straight
no
chaser


minicomics nmw 317
11/26/24


move

sleeping with the tv on
salute


minicomics nmw 316
11/25/24


no
              matter what

no matter what means
no matter what

this one goes out to Beserkley Chabad rabbi
knew I was thrown off by Sephardic liturgy

he hit his hand on a table to cue me
& said โ€œHIT ITโ€


minicomics nmw 315
11/23/24


what would jim steranko do

What Would Jim Steranko Do


minicomics nmw 314
11/23/24


brother eye

brother eye


minicomics nmw 313
11/22/24


peel

peel sessions of EVERY THING


minicomics nmw 312
11/21/24


roll
              your own

roll it!


minicomics nmw 311
11/20/24

comicsshop mexico city
        1

Big thanks to Jose at Global Comics Novento Arte
for the awesome Mexico City welcome.
His shop is brimming with comics energy.
๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป โ—

ticket

bamboo ink teeth storefront deet

minicomics nmw 310
11/19/24


bzzt

bzzt.

minicomics nmw 309
11/18/24


now

it's still
now

minicomics nmw 308
11/17/24



earth control
        minicomics

do not touch
earth control

minicomics nmw 307
11/16/24



open and closed forms

open
sesame

minicomics nmw 306
11/15/24



punch the clock

student zero
punch the clock

minicomics nmw 305
11/14/24



opinions
        deet
opinions are the opiate
of the people

minicomics nmw 304
11/13/24




parachute
what color is your fucking
PARACHUTE

minicomics nmw 303
11/12/24



draw
draw

minicomics nmw 302
11/11/24

norma

normal

abby normal

minicomics nmw 301
11/10/24

chimp throw up
t h r o w

minicomics nmw 300
11/9/24


sell seeds
sell seeds
fight scenes

minicomics nmw 299
11/8/24

equal dooms
student zero says hi

minicomics nmw 298
11/7/24


straight no chaser
straight no chaser

minicomics nmw 297
11/6/24




ideas none

the book of bad ideas
write at least a page a day

minicomics nmw 296
11/5/24


selfie cartooning

ink pulp minicomics

minicomics nmw 295
11/4/24



versus

versus

minicomics nmw 294
11/3/24


first thing

keep your robes clean

minicomics nmw 293
11/2/24


chimp want pizza

hello

minicomics nmw 292
11/1/24



drugmobile only for comics

doctor say it kill me
but he donโ€™t say when

minicomics nmw 291
10/31/24


firehose

let the other guys
have the other feelings
part 5000

minicomics nmw 290
10/30/24




no

today today today

minicomics nmw 289
10/29/24


yellow iron man on
        box

answering machine

oil stick, house paint,
printout and glue on salt cod box
minicomics nmw 288

10/28/24




self portrait

self. portrait.

minicomics nmw 287

10/27/24


mini 1
          snapshot


fuel.
fear.
comics.

minicomics nmw 286
10/26/24


pink pile

upcycled
pink polka dot cardboard construction
(on top of a bunch of others)


minicomics nmw 285
10/25/24

what bucket cold water

minicomics nmw 284
10/24/24


teeth window

TEETH
INK
STOREFRONT
24/7
3rd & Hoyt

minicomics nmw 283
10/23/24


scrolls
scrolls
damnit

minicomics nmw 282
10/22/24

prank

a prank
repellent
fascinating


minicomics nmw nmw nmw 281
10/21/24


cosplay

somewhere phil seuling is laughing

minicomics nmw 280
10/20/24

tabling

first pictobeach
then SPX
now:
tabling in front of my own studio


minicomics nmw 278
10/19/24




open studio sketchbook ad

advertisements for myself

minicomics nmw 278
10/18/24

poet

โ€œThis morning, I saw him at Dunkin.
He screamed my name, Matty.
I screamed back, Matty.โ€

MATTHEW LIPPMANN

just read for first time.
knocked me out.
arch, acerbic, deadpan poems.

poets dirt

minicomics nmw 277

10/17/24


imaginary snapshot

 second verse
same as the first


minicomics nmw 276
10/16/24
 


old door

 a very big abandoned first draft or a sketch.

pulp cover

The cover of BONES PULP is
one of this door's offspring.

minicomics nmw 275
10/15/24
 

installation wip
sardocomics print paintings, splattered

giant on street

8 page GIANT on the streets
bamboo ink in the sheets


minicomics nmw 274
10/14/24

installation in progress snapshot


installation in progress snapshot

composing on the walls

tiny video youtube

minicomics nmw 273
10/13/24


ink drawing with comic

gowanus open studios:
IN 6 DAYS
getting ready to show bamboo ink
+
original splattered minicomics art
alongside the comics.

oct 19 + 20

 
minicomics nmw 272
10/12/24

actual size 4 figures

actual size.

minicomics nmw 271

10/11/24

pile of sardocomics
        index cards on newspaper

did I show you my travel photos

minicomics nmw 270

10/10/24

stickers with
        qr code on regular stickers

Qui ๐Ÿ’ฅ Ipsum ๐Ÿ’ฅ Libelli ๐Ÿ’ฅ??!!!

SURRENDERING to the absurd,
Speed Paste Robot shall henceforth
add a SMALL STICKER
with a โ€œQR CODEโ€ to the flipside of
The Official Speed Paste Robot Sticker.

stickers upon stickers upon stickers

minicomics nmw 269

10/9/24

teeth drawing
        framed

storefront window prep
for Gowanus Open Studios 2024
bamboo ink splattered
teeth
arms

scrawled minicomics original art
(not a dream not an imaginary story)

oct 19 & 20th

minicomics nmw 268

10/8/24

bamboo drawings on work table

minicomics nmw 268 B

10/8/24



ragman 2

ragman 2

minicomics nmw 267 b

10/7/24

ragman 1

ragman 1

minicomics nmw 267

10/7/24


am
        yisrael chai handstyle in sketchbook

as we approach a year
no other words
๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ โค๏ธ

10/6/24

we gotta go

we gotta go

minicomics nmw 265 a

10/5/24

rotting pulp

pulp

minicomics nmw 265 b

10/5/24




2 arguing old superheroes

I CAN STILL GIVE OFF A BOLT

minicomics nmw 264

10/4/24

red rational emotive fat batman
        smoking a cigarette

on the subject of hearing the shofar blast
and remembering who you are.

(I'll tell the story sometime.)

REBT-BAT from the end of the last century

minicomics nmw 263 B

splatter ink tiny painting on index card

โ€œYou need to make Teshuvah
about your
fractured mind and your fearful heart.โ€
ALAN LEW

also

make
comics paint cartoon
from same
fractured mind fearful heart

minicomics nmw 263

10/3/24


CARTOON
              THIS BOOK HAS A PLOT

SECOND VERSE
SAME AS THE FIRST

brought to you by John Berryman

minicomics nmw 262 B

10/2/24

apples. and. honey. handstyle with ink splatters

5785
๐Ÿ๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿ

Wishing all a shana tova,
a year of peace, prosperity, and health.

A year when we see our captives released
and home with their families.

โ€Žืฉืชื”ื™ื” ื–ื• ืฉื ื” ื˜ื•ื‘ื” ื™ื•ืชืจ
May it be a better year
#AmYisraelChai


minicomics nmw 262

10/2/24

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please splatter here in sketchbook with ink splatters
            on it

here. and. now.

minicomics nmw 261

10/1/24

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5784 enough already

to a much sweeter new year

minicomics sometimes paint nmw #260

9/30/24

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PERSON
AL
RULES

minicomics sometimes paint nmw #259

9/29/24

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